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Forget Shakespeare! Forget The drugged up romanticists of the 18th Century. William McGonagall is the poet YOU must read. Check out some Mcgonagallisms:

As I was walkin' doon the road
I saw a coo, A bull by Goad!

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The Tay! The Tay!
The Silv'ry Tay
It goes up to Perth,
And back twice a day!

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When the moon is upside doon,
The fishes swim from Ayr to Troon.
But when the moon is fresh and fair,
The fishes swim from Troon to Ayr.

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A chicken is a noble beast,
The cow is much forlorner;
Standing in the pouring rain,
With a leg at every corner.

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The man was a genius! Why doesn´t he a more worldwide recognition??? I hereby found the William McGonagall Apreciation Society of Porto Alegre, Brazil. 500 pounds sterling will make you a life member.

Come to the Bookfair on Saturday or Sunday and the WMcGASPOA will be holding a recital in the beer tent.