HO HO FUCKING HO.

I think I can safely, and quite securely, say, without fear of contradiction or anyone disputing the fact or telling me otherwise, that I have finally and eventually, completely without question or doubt, finished, terminated and brought to a conclusion, my course on synonyms, no wait a minute...

THAT'S not what I intended to say, what I intended to say was THIS - I've finished my UNIVERSITY DEGREE! (Roars from the crowd, fanfares, clashing of symbols (sic - two semesters of semiotics!), fireworks whoosh into the air lighting up the sky). My final paper was a complete success (got a 10), now I believe I shall be invited to universities around the world to give my lecture on Greek Tragedy in The Tale of the Children of Húrin, maybe even the Nobel for Literature...

The dRUNK GerMan Guy in BEER ADvert in my previous post is NOT me. It's a very good friend who happens to be a Professor of Particle Physics at the State University. There is a certain resemblance to Einstein no? We regularly eat slabs of dead bovine beasts grilled over hot coals and drink large quantities of fermented barley, delicately flavoured with hops, and discuss The Meaning of Liff and what particles are the vogue.

SIX BLEEDIN' YEARS! Now I'm ready to do a masters' or even PhD. anyone out there got a job for me in Wales, Ireland or Scotland, or even, dam it all okay...England?!. I know everything about Greek Tragedy and subordinating conjunctions because I have studied thoroughly. Because I have studied thoroughly, I know all about subordinating conjuctions. HA HA mighty clever indeed.